Rule of Lawler

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  • The Fact Is

    The Fact Is

    Mike Lawler can’t dance. He is a wind-up toy, playing the tired conservative hits.

  • Poem for the Golden Age

    and so they turned away.

  • Earth to Lawler

    Earth to Lawler

    Mike Lawler is gaslighting us with natural gas.

  • 100 Days

    100 Days

    Ready for a new deal?

  • Turbocharged

    Turbocharged

    Mike Lawler interrupts this message to let you know that Elon Musk is conducting a “turbocharged forensic audit…which hasn’t been done in years.”

  • Poem for the Golden Age

    We shall not fold.

  • Emergency Powers

    Emergency Powers

    The emergency is here.

  • Hot Mics & Inaction Figure Mike

    Hot Mics & Inaction Figure Mike

    “The homegrowns are next, the homegrowns. You’ve gotta build about five more places.” “Yeah, all right.” Laughter.

  • Some Days

    Some Days

    are longer than others.