quiet piggy piggy
you’re way too wiggy
i really miss twiggy
and of course biggie

smalls was notorious
the nineties glorious
home alone 2-ious
jeffrey he knew us

did i just say jeffrey?
no i meant tina fey
before snl lost its way
when sarah held sway

oh sarah where are ya?
que sera sarah
you gun-slinging mama
much hotter than obama

are we still on this plane?
what was i sayin’?

shut up piggy

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