jackhammers, bulldozers, chainsaws and whips
it’s all music to my ears
i didn’t say whips, i said blow up the ships
and bring me some coke and schmear

unleash it all, the impulse and madness
leave nothing but holes in the ground
then rebuild it bold and paint it all gold
and all shall be told 
	                                           this is my town

stop clutching your pearls and give it a whirl
the hats are all one size
they give you the power to say what you think
no need to fantasize

curse the other guys, order some fries 
and tasty apple pies 
sing god bless and whatever riles
while they demand the files

and bring me some coke and schmear, i say
bring me some coke and schmear

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Photo : Debris is seen at a largely demolished part of the East Wing of the White House, Oct. 23, 2025, in Washington, before construction of a new ballroom. Jacquelyn Martin/AP

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