i’ve got the shutdown blues, i’m furloughed and depressed
got the shutdown blues, too tired to get undressed
don’t know whose fault it is, just got to get some rest
just got my doctor bills, man they make no sense
gotta get more pills, order them through TrumpRx
but they only take $Trump memecoin, i’m starting to feel the effects
he’s on the shutdown greens, he doesn’t give a f***
slicing through the trees while his minions run amok
he waves through tinted windows and wishes us all good luck
According to the Donald Trump Golf Tracker, Donald Trump has golfed 64 out of 259 days since returning to office, 24.7% of his presidency, at an estimated cost to taxpayers of $89M.
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