jimmy jimmy seth and stephen
make me laugh or i’ll get even

early show late show fox and friends
social some truth toss out the depends

good fella bad fella fcc
mickey mouse white house bad ass me

free speech hate speech all just talk
i’ll be the judge, the supremes can balk

they're just nine but i am one
with power and hair to block the sun

albania armenia ah ber zai jian
the prince of peace, my nobel is won

vladdy oh vladdy why aren't you impressed
just give me a sign so i can rest

magic mirror on the wall
putey it’s you, why don't you call

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