God, grant Donald the serenity
to accept the things he cannot change; 
courage to stop doing what he's doing; 
and wisdom to shut down Truth Social, stay off the phone, put down the Cheetos, turn off the TV, say hi to Barron, donate his ill-gotten gains, and read some books.

Living one day at a time; 
enjoying one moment at a time; 
accepting hardships as the pathway to peace; 
taking, as He did, this sinful world
as it is, not as Donald would have it; 
trusting that He will make all things right
if Donald surrenders to His Will and retires; 
that we may be reasonably happy in this life
and supremely happy with Him
forever in the next. 
Amen.

based on the Serenity Prayer, by Reinhold Niebuhr

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