WARNING: This includes some direct quotes from your President.
Rubio stares, Hegseth sneers
Bondi giggles, Bessent fears,
RFK flexes, the end of careers
The cabinet room, where shame disappears
The man is still talking, everyone's gawking
This room is ours, what is he hawking?
“If you own a house that's inside of a windmill,
your house is worth less, and you hear noises”
So we’ve reintroduced coal, “clean, beautiful coal”
Let’s fire it up, it will blacken your soul.
“We don't want wind and we don't want solar
because they're a blight on our country”
You may be tempted to call me bipolar
But trust me my mind’s like a foundry
Impurities in and out comes the gold
They call it the weave, a gift to behold.
“I saw a Palestinian Senator. His name is Schumer.”
I’m lost in the fog of Laura Loomer
“You know the whole things are a disaster”
You know the 25th* would be so much faster.
The man is still talking, the press corps gawking
This room is ours, why can’t he go golfing?
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*25th Amendment: Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President.
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