You say it’s Juneteenth 
	I say the nineteenth
You say I’m a jerk 
	I say get back to work
You say a**hole
	I say flagpole
You say jackboot
	I say salute, resolute, play the flute
	Tucker’s a hoot, fries with my fruit….

Let’s call the whole thing off

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